tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33220457111323737482011-11-29T19:44:27.187+01:00Blackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00584162958143696066noreply@blogger.comBlogger1581100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-25272885889054282672010-02-11T18:57:00.000+01:002010-02-11T18:58:05.965+01:00<object width="560" height="340">... divertido...<br /><br /><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9WPNhlzGoM0&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9WPNhlzGoM0&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2527288588905428267?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-3105527417076080462010-02-11T18:54:00.001+01:002010-02-11T18:56:46.058+01:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-5e35e9d6643129c6" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5e35e9d6643129c6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2AE4D7F120770D380F0B463DD01C9F95D65185B.69F4216E4991DAB05F10DE92D5A45B2F6103B67D%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5e35e9d6643129c6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DORLtV7aRuzEVOOi7WjtVZl6d2zk&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5e35e9d6643129c6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2AE4D7F120770D380F0B463DD01C9F95D65185B.69F4216E4991DAB05F10DE92D5A45B2F6103B67D%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5e35e9d6643129c6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DORLtV7aRuzEVOOi7WjtVZl6d2zk&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-310552741707608046?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-65079793862097124622010-01-28T18:45:00.000+01:002010-01-28T18:46:17.442+01:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);">1.</span></span> La verdadera felicidad esta en las pequeñas cosas:...... una Pequeña mansión, un pequeño yate, una pequeña fortuna... <span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />2. </span></span><span style="color:maroon;"><span style="color: maroon;">Algunas personas están vivas solamente.....Porque el asesinato es ilegal. </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />3. </span></span><span style="color:olive;"><span style="color: olive;">Si buscas una mano dispuesta a ayudarte...la encontrarás al final de tu brazo. </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />4. </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">El que nace pobre y feo, tiene grandes posibilidades, de que al crecer...... Se le desarrollen ambas condiciones. </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />5. </span></span><span style="color:purple;"><span style="color: purple;">Si la vida te da limones..... pide sal y tequila... </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />6. </span></span><span style="color:teal;"><span style="color: teal;">Pez que lucha contra la corriente,....... muere electrocutado. </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />7. </span></span>Tener la conciencia limpia...... es signo de mala memoria. <span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />8. </span></span><span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">El que es capaz de sonreír cuando todo le esta saliendo mal,......es porque ya tiene pensado a quien echarle la culpa.</span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />9. </span></span><span style="color:#004200;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 66, 0);">El que se ríe último,....... es porque piensa más lento.<b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></b></span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />10. </span></span><span style="color:#ff8100;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);">Si no puedes convencerlos,...... confúndelos. </span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />12 </span></span><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color: blue;">El amor eterno dura tres meses....o cuatro.</span></span><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />13. </span></span><b><span style="color:fuchsia;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: fuchsia;">El dinero no hace la felicidad... la compra hecha.</span></span></b></span></span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"> </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />14. </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: navy;">Hay un mundo mejor.... pero es carísimo<b><span style="font-weight: bold;">! </span></b></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />15. </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Si la montaña viene hacia tí . CORRE COÑO !!...Es un derrumbe!! <span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />16. </span></span><b><i><span style="color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: navy; font-style: italic;">Las semejanzas entre: una mujer embarazada, un pastel quemado y una cerveza congelada es simple... : si la hubieras sacado a tiempo jamás habría ocurrido..... </span></span></i></b><span style="color:#00a000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />17. </span></span><b><i><span style="color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: purple; font-style: italic;">En los momentos difíciles de la vida usted debe levantar la cabeza, sacar el pecho y decir con mucha seguridad:........ Hoy sí que estoy hecho mierda!!</span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></span></i></b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br />18. </span></span><b><i><span style="font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-style: italic;">Esposa es aquella amiga y compañera que está siempre a nuestro lado para ayudarnos a resolver los grandes problemas..... que no tendríamos si no estuviésemos casados. </span></span></i></b><span style="font-size:180%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />19. </span></span><b><i><span style="font-size:180%;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;">Las mujeres perdidas....... son las más buscadas..... </span></span></i></b><span style="font-size:180%;color:#00a000;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 160, 0);"><br /><br />20. </span></span><i><u><span style="font-size:6;color:#ff8100;"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-style: italic;">Si un día usted siente un gran vacío... coma: es hambre !.</span></span></u></i><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6507979386209712462?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-61740485360540906652009-12-17T09:43:00.001+01:002009-12-17T09:50:37.600+01:00Aquí podemos ver un ejemplo muy ilustrativo,<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9e997923c446c433" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" 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SIEMPRE </span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >ENVIAMOS C</span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >ALENDARIOS DE MUJERES DESNUDAS </span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >QUE VAN DIRIGIDOS AL MUNDO MASCULINO.</span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxecxecxMsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >POR ESA RAZ</span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >ÓN DIGO EN VOZ MUY ALTA : </span><b><span style=";font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;color:red;" >YA ESTÁ BIEN ¡!!!</span></b></p> <p class="ecxecxecxecxecxMsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" >ELLAS TAMBIÉN</span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" > SE MERECEN UN CALENDARIO MASCULINO POR ESTAS FECHAS.</span></p> <b><span style=";font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;color:red;" >AQUÍ ESTÁ.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:20pt;" > ESPERO OS GUSTE.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/Sx5iatr1DfI/AAAAAAAAAIU/Yl2v2ZcO6zA/s1600-h/ATT00002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/Sx5iatr1DfI/AAAAAAAAAIU/Yl2v2ZcO6zA/s320/ATT00002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412872013225463282" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/Sx5iDuKEaDI/AAAAAAAAAIM/7QWfze0jLbU/s1600-h/ATT00009.jpg"><img 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width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4436492417108859744?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-11478913611486484152009-11-24T19:59:00.002+01:002009-11-24T20:09:22.140+01:00Vidio oficial censurado<br /><br />pero tampoco es para tanto...<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-rfFem93BuQ&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-rfFem93BuQ&amp;hl=es_ES&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />... está subtitulado.. y uff...<br /><br />el estribillo dice...<br /><br />"Tu tienes vagina,<br />Yo tengo pene,<br />entonces, ¿Que problema hay?<br />Hagamoslo rapidito"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1147891361148648415?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-14006646181459139082009-11-13T19:31:00.002+01:002009-11-13T19:38:38.844+01:00... hay diferencia entre las mujeres...<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-d4d6898c36272cda" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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actriz tapándose el pecho con bollos en UK...<br /><br />A la izqda la censurada y a la derecha la permitida con lo bollos más grandes... tampoco hay tanta diferencia...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SvanUeV_P1I/AAAAAAAAAHE/4TOLjvpFkFs/s1600-h/1018225.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SvanUeV_P1I/AAAAAAAAAHE/4TOLjvpFkFs/s320/1018225.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401688773261999954" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2886835819702281130?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-58443354736628597102009-10-07T14:24:00.001+02:002009-10-07T14:25:46.586+02:00<object width="425" height="344">... este sería el resultado...<br /><br /><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PyHRQ-Y8qUg&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PyHRQ-Y8qUg&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-5844335473662859710?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-21579478249200113572009-09-28T20:21:00.001+02:002009-09-28T20:24:02.829+02:00... Crecí en los ochenta....<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sTZMHhHMgAc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sTZMHhHMgAc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2157947824920011357?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-3842525420615401982009-09-25T11:05:00.003+02:002009-09-25T11:11:40.692+02:00<div>... son un poquito góticas, no?</div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><br /><div></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 231px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385330055913191282" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SryJJzTwt3I/AAAAAAAAAG8/mfUiNFw-E0w/s320/Hijas+de+ZP.jpg" /><br /><div></div><br /><div>... podéis leer la noticia completa en...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/09/24/espana/1253822524.html">http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/09/24/espana/1253822524.html</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-384252542061540198?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-69848667423817795122009-09-24T19:01:00.002+02:002009-09-24T19:14:32.602+02:00<p> </p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-4b3481eb44659d9b" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D4b3481eb44659d9b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D793F1B0EA13E6EC5387870375EC6D5986F5A40BB.F04DE957F87BFBDFBEFBD54733206484B8C02CE%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4b3481eb44659d9b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dkjfk6i2xfh0qbdrhI_GNZmJCRJg&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D4b3481eb44659d9b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D793F1B0EA13E6EC5387870375EC6D5986F5A40BB.F04DE957F87BFBDFBEFBD54733206484B8C02CE%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4b3481eb44659d9b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dkjfk6i2xfh0qbdrhI_GNZmJCRJg&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p>¿Explicaría esto que un botellín pequeño de este agua en un restaurante o cafetería de nivel medio valga como mínimo 4 euros? </p><p>Según se comenta en la web de Ciao se dice que su precio podría deberse a... y cito textualmente... "si os fijais bien a contraluz conseguireis ver las pepitas de oro que contiene"... joer... un poco ilusos, no? </p><p><a href="http://www.ciao.es/Evian__Opinion_1603571">http://www.ciao.es/Evian__Opinion_1603571</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6984866742381779512?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-91090190636811377352009-09-15T19:51:00.002+02:002009-09-15T19:58:48.949+02:00... y más emocionante... salir del trabajo... coger el metro... o el autobus... hacer la compra... bla bla bla....<br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ad21e76dd8f5fd79" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dad21e76dd8f5fd79%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D37315C5EEFB187AAC16A6C015C703A9505060F43.1457FB1FA61A27231266BF2530C41E9A3AC8B58C%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dad21e76dd8f5fd79%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DX-3-JxSgVsTuQcdxgFbYPIy7Ynw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dad21e76dd8f5fd79%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D37315C5EEFB187AAC16A6C015C703A9505060F43.1457FB1FA61A27231266BF2530C41E9A3AC8B58C%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dad21e76dd8f5fd79%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DX-3-JxSgVsTuQcdxgFbYPIy7Ynw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br />... yuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-9109019063681137735?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-7233962329263977292009-08-04T12:07:00.003+02:002009-08-04T14:13:27.911+02:00... masculino...<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-35814c2cc0032814" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D35814c2cc0032814%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3DBE0E7E054CA485AD94A457C0F6FB9252C088E99.5BEF524035116679E994FE85B7413DD2E826B243%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D35814c2cc0032814%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DNsWLmcHC8vRhjjmN3uTCz_Copgs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D35814c2cc0032814%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3DBE0E7E054CA485AD94A457C0F6FB9252C088E99.5BEF524035116679E994FE85B7413DD2E826B243%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D35814c2cc0032814%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DNsWLmcHC8vRhjjmN3uTCz_Copgs&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-723396232926397729?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-72950886803112736412009-07-31T20:31:00.002+02:002009-07-31T20:37:05.306+02:00<p> </p><p>Uff no sabría como llamarlo... pero no sé muy bien en que estaban pensado cuando lo invertaron... traducción literal... "Un separador para aquellas mujeres a las que no les gusta que sus pechos se esten tocando. No sabemos que decir acerca de que es bastante irracionablemente fálico... jeje... en fin...</p><p>Kush Support -- A boob separator for women who like to sleep on their sides but don't like their breasts touching. It's so unreasonably phallic we just don't know what to say.</p><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbbPYfW2s-E&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbbPYfW2s-E&hl=es&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-7295088680311273641?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-9502452113169496012009-07-29T07:31:00.001+02:002009-07-29T07:35:30.074+02:00L<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">ástima que no haya hecho una buena elección de la ropa in</span>terior...<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9128e2824f356c21" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9128e2824f356c21%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D708AF061B615753AF9513ACA331384868C24CC84.62BC68CEA09044230E105390FF7F61BF20B30E87%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9128e2824f356c21%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiYUy_DnTjBm1ZDjTP7BRxZElIdE&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9128e2824f356c21%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D708AF061B615753AF9513ACA331384868C24CC84.62BC68CEA09044230E105390FF7F61BF20B30E87%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9128e2824f356c21%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiYUy_DnTjBm1ZDjTP7BRxZElIdE&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br />Me pareció ver a un lindo gatito...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-950245211316949601?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-31214397630246771352009-07-05T11:55:00.003+02:002009-07-05T12:04:49.144+02:00... que las mujeres sólo se fijan en los ojos...<br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9d966e1ea2571a07" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9d966e1ea2571a07%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207980%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3DE0D51048CBCF89655D743BB3B5F3C0A37A1A920.414E7D911E552D82936A2735D9B0AA8ED356DA7E%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9d966e1ea2571a07%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DvZfamGnBcWnqarR6R9B425a4jJM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" 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/> <object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-b1e0e3ba242ace04" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db1e0e3ba242ace04%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4339D012195DB5E4E02250AE7490788E31A4F54B.164C1B03A11855826E362F5F72DEBC7D0498F92B%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db1e0e3ba242ace04%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DlfGJBP9HfkCCvoY3A3Bq5WMrBiU&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Db1e0e3ba242ace04%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4339D012195DB5E4E02250AE7490788E31A4F54B.164C1B03A11855826E362F5F72DEBC7D0498F92B%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Db1e0e3ba242ace04%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DlfGJBP9HfkCCvoY3A3Bq5WMrBiU&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br />... pero sólo bajo la atenta mirada de al menos un hombre...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1789310688653368163?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-73935166270672858992009-06-28T12:34:00.005+02:002009-06-28T12:39:26.351+02:00<div style="text-align: left;">... de "El hormiguero" de Cuatro ...</div><div><br /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SkdIOfEU64I/AAAAAAAAAG0/yh86XSAscE8/s320/DNI5.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352326095848139650" /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SkdIBPK9BaI/AAAAAAAAAGs/ZfyfEq1O06k/s320/DNI4.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 204px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352325868242666914" /></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SkdH0-ZaFrI/AAAAAAAAAGk/MOGqjzKtzY8/s320/DNI3.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; 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alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-50927745716090575192009-06-25T22:50:00.001+02:002009-06-25T22:52:40.828+02:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SkPjag24VKI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mzFoDUWGS0U/s1600-h/2395955432_d47451a6c3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351370826882503842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 248px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SkPjag24VKI/AAAAAAAAAHo/mzFoDUWGS0U/s320/2395955432_d47451a6c3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-5092774571609057519?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-34693752122598833622009-06-22T16:18:00.003+02:002009-06-22T16:25:24.964+02:00Qué monoooooo!<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ba1cc799d5d66027" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4203011511562230961?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-26636280153512950842009-05-29T21:01:00.012+02:002009-05-29T21:17:48.372+02:00... incluso para ellos... <div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Rod Stewart<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiA0qOUZNcI/AAAAAAAAAGE/xr-kW7Nq44E/s320/image1212.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 266px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341327058064192962" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Clint Eastwood</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiA0gLsPO_I/AAAAAAAAAF8/ue8KbBzIYKU/s320/image1111.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 280px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341326885560204274" /><div style="text-align: center;">Pierce Brosnan</div><div><br /><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiA0RgvsV6I/AAAAAAAAAF0/nUeJu4nUkQY/s320/image1010.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341326633513801634" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Arnold Schwarzenegger</div><div><br /><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiA0CvqXB8I/AAAAAAAAAFs/6elSxTznuz4/s320/image99.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341326379819927490" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Roger Moore</div><div><br /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAzzMGIzMI/AAAAAAAAAFk/DVlE3cuzMrU/s320/image88.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 294px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341326112574721218" /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Richard Gere </div><div><br /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAzlG2gBvI/AAAAAAAAAFc/ZKoF4FSPxyc/s320/image77.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 287px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341325870648788722" /></div><div><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">Alec Baldwin<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAzXqBzZkI/AAAAAAAAAFU/cSl9qXvXY-A/s320/image66.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341325639573268034" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Russel Crowe</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAzIdToP1I/AAAAAAAAAFM/X1vcowsEfzU/s320/image55.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341325378460335954" /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Brendan Fraser<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAy6TynSBI/AAAAAAAAAFE/uPoLXQdvBmM/s320/image44.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341325135387772946" /></div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Mickey Rourke<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAyoCeZD6I/AAAAAAAAAE8/Y4WrdRh67Jg/s320/image33.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341324821501906850" /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Val kilmer</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAxyLO2D4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/NqxRzcdMFTI/s320/image22.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341323896139681666" />Ian Torpe... ese atlético nadador...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SiAxiVMjfoI/AAAAAAAAAEs/jHnmXZGwBtE/s320/image11.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341323623936523906" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2663628015351295084?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-14290800738022493542009-05-23T15:40:00.003+02:002009-05-23T15:44:52.644+02:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cUEkOVdUjHc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cUEkOVdUjHc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Vamos! Todos Juntos!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I want to fuck you in the ass!</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1429080073802249354?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-26196719948473034272009-05-20T20:20:00.004+02:002009-05-20T20:39:12.583+02:00<p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a23d9f32f5696beb" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" 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cómo funciona el cerebro de una mujer. Es fácil de entender si echamos un vistazo a este sencillo esquema:</div><div> </div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337609461080538450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/ShL_hmV4PVI/AAAAAAAAAEk/1bCM3THf-1c/s400/image001.gif" border="0" /><br /></div><br /><div>Cada una de esas pequeñas bolas azules es un pensamiento sobre algo que necesita ser hecho, una decisión o un problema que necesita ser resuelto.</div><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2pxfont-family:'times new roman';" ><b style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal;font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">El hombre solo tiene dos bolas y le ocupan todos sus pensamientos.</span></span></span></b></span><br /></div><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2pxfont-family:Arial;font-size:24;" ><br /></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4060713035883442344?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-75459503326998933552009-05-18T20:58:00.002+02:002009-05-18T21:11:03.816+02:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-32a04c455e71c984" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" 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href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SgmpBu3_HOI/AAAAAAAAAEM/iiURFiC8gRE/s1600-h/GetAttachment.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334981080824880354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SgmpBu3_HOI/AAAAAAAAAEM/iiURFiC8gRE/s400/GetAttachment.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1901049942161054877?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-3324242780172672782009-05-09T13:01:00.001+02:002009-05-09T13:01:55.009+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NlLNo6hQsqc&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-332424278017267278?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-49037545439811259582009-05-08T15:24:00.001+02:002009-05-08T15:24:55.515+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DRT1tOVOZg8&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4903754543981125958?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-73242518950397586262009-05-07T17:54:00.002+02:002009-05-07T18:00:37.658+02:00Como novedad, este año, la Agencia Tributaria al presentar tu declaración de la renta te obsequiará con un regalo muestra de su filosofia...<br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333111353383851730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 246px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SgMEhRYMFtI/AAAAAAAAAEE/9UB6Td7eVdQ/s320/image0011.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-7324251895039758626?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-49624829870335368182009-05-01T23:29:00.012+02:002009-05-02T14:20:31.621+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5nQJMKl8XM&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;rel="></embed></p><p align="center">El monstruo de los Goonies</p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9xvczACnJ2I&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;rel="></embed></p><p align="center">El moro Beatbox-rapero</p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l4TmfS4iYPo&amp;color1=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" fs="1" color2="0xcfcfcf&amp;feature="></embed></p><p align="center">No se entiende ná!</p><p align="center"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4962482987033536818?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-77574514039119663672009-04-30T22:39:00.003+02:002009-04-30T22:50:26.881+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBB3g7PsRRo&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-7757451403911966367?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-87789796813214362832009-04-27T21:49:00.001+02:002009-04-27T21:51:36.798+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pnUvCw5FjcA&amp;color1=" color2="0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8778979681321436283?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-74580617351865219512009-04-27T21:39:00.002+02:002009-04-27T21:41:42.109+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LtfQVCY8idE&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">¿Recordais la escena de los clones de </p><p align="center">Agentes Smith contra Neo en Matrix Reloaded?</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-7458061735186521951?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-88493001179185538532009-04-25T11:45:00.001+02:002009-04-25T11:50:50.208+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xY7g3QAWVAM&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">...que os hará una foto</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8849300117918553853?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-91256569066749691982009-04-25T11:38:00.002+02:002009-04-25T11:42:15.510+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZxDj3YTDVY&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-9125656906674969198?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-44636273305791031052009-04-23T22:50:00.002+02:002009-04-23T22:53:43.325+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WaMcv3gKz5k&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">Lo mejor es la mosca</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4463627330579103105?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-48550177086017562392009-04-23T19:40:00.002+02:002009-04-23T19:44:54.903+02:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" ><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><u>Esta es la transcripción de un Correo electrónico para soporte técnico del programa </u></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" ><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><u>INSTALANDO UN MARIDO 1.O</u></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />A quién corresponda,<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">el año pasado actualicé mi versión NOVIO 5.0 por</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">MARIDO 1.0 y me di cuenta que se había ralentizado</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">considerablemente el desempeño completo del sistema,</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">particularmente las aplicaciones FLORES y JOYAS, que</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">operaban de maravilla en el versión NOVIO 5.0</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Además, MARIDO 1.0 me desinstalo otros programas</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">valiosos del sistema como, ROMANCE 9.5 y ATENCIÓN</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">PERSONAL 6.5, e instalo programas indeseables como</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 5.0, La COPA del REY 3.0,FORMULA UNO</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">3.4, y la LIGA 4.1</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">CONVERSACIONES 8.0 jamás volvió a arrancar y LIMPIEZA</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">DEL HOGAR 2.6 simplemente hace que el sistema se</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">colapse. He tratado de solucionar la situación con los</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">programas DISCUSION 2.6 y RECLAMOS 1.8, pero no están</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">disponibles.</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">¿Que puedo hacer?</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Atentamente…</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Desesperada</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><u><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;" >RESPUESTA DEL SOPORTE TÉCNICO</span></u></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Querida desesperada,</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Lo primero que tienes que tener en mente es que NOVIO</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">5.0 es un paquete de Entretenimiento, mientras que</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">MARIDO 1.0 es un sistema operativo. </span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Por favor, introduce el comando: ' YO CREÍ QUE ME AMABAS.EXE' e</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">intenta descargar LAGRIMAS 6.2 y no olvides instalar</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">la actualización de 'NO SOY TU MADRE' 3.0</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Si la aplicación funciona tal y como esta diseñada,</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">MARIDO 1.0 debería de ejecutar automáticamente las</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">aplicaciones de JOYAS 2.0 y FLORES 3.5.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Pero recuerda que un uso excesivo de las aplicaciones</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">arriba mencionadas puede causar que MARIDO 1.0 ejecute</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">por defecto GRUÑÓN 2.5, HAPPY HOUR 7.0, CERVEZA 6.1,</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">CUBATAS 9.8…CERVEZA 6.1 es un programa muy malo que va</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">a derivar en la descarga de RONQUIDOS BETA</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Cualquier cosa que hagas, por ningún motivo….. Pero por</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">ningún, ningún motivo, instales SUEGRA 1.0 ya que</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">ejecuta un troyano que eventualmente tomara control de</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">todos los recursos del sistema.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">También, no intentes reinstalar el programa NOVIO 5.0,</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">ni utilices CUERNOS 3.4 ya que son aplicaciones que no </span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">soporta el sistema y colapsara la versión MARIDO 1.0</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">En resumen, MARIDO 1.0 es un programa genial, pero</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">tiene una memoria muy limitada y no puede aprender</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">nuevas aplicaciones rápidamente. Deberías de</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">considerar comprar software adicional para mejorar el</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">desempeño y la memoria.</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Te recomendamos COMIDA 3.0 y PICARDIAS 7.7</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;">Buena Suerte</span></span></span><br /><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></span></div><span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;"><br />Servicio Técnico<br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4855017708601756239?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-82017964108992461712009-04-21T21:13:00.002+02:002009-04-21T21:16:04.853+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQ2Mrukd6Sc&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Pobre hombre...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8201796410899246171?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' 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type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1&amp;rel="></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1902008902815869084?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-47880570764188996212009-04-14T00:55:00.001+02:002009-04-14T01:01:57.500+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1akPA1BxSI&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">Se pasan un poco con las explosiones</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4788057076418899621?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-46346917090783427582009-04-14T00:53:00.001+02:002009-04-14T00:55:26.475+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BtQtRGI0F2Q&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">... y sigue vivo</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4634691709078342758?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-27123101605425776462009-04-13T16:11:00.002+02:002009-04-13T16:17:12.193+02:00... las mujeres no se conforman con cualquier cosa...<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" 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src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="scanscoutcode=763&amp;pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/250901/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2008/03/250901.flv&amp;mediaid=250901&amp;title=An Interview Gone Wrong&amp;tags=funny,hilarious,news,education,nudity,naked,woman,canada,interview,prank,priceless&amp;description=&#13;&#10; A Canadian television interview on the streets of Toronto goes terribly wrong...&#13;&#10; In a Hysterically Funny way...&#13;&#10; Seeing is believing!!!&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/03/250901.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff"></embed></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-9136759421459199734?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-67256063892711086832009-04-10T00:23:00.002+02:002009-04-10T12:26:19.035+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ixvjAZVgEe0&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">O cuando se muera alguna persona fumadora utilicemos</p><p align="center">sus pulmones para tapar baches</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6725606389271108683?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-57555418969976267042009-04-10T00:10:00.005+02:002009-04-10T12:26:46.006+02:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/Sd8eJFz-VAI/AAAAAAAAAGw/1_R8yyIcgOA/s1600-h/masmovil.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323006426103043074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 114px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 84px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/Sd8eJFz-VAI/AAAAAAAAAGw/1_R8yyIcgOA/s400/masmovil.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t0Zc9r6fZQU&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><br /><p align="center">Del minuto 4:45 hasta el final ten una palangana a mano</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-5755541896997626704?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-68628409670399765612009-04-09T23:55:00.003+02:002009-04-10T12:19:39.319+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x3-yYnXm72A&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">...O ganas de hacer el capullo</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6862840967039976561?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-86835717751269488182009-04-03T16:47:00.000+02:002009-04-03T16:48:20.070+02:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eL0E8EEk74&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eL0E8EEk74&hl=es&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8683571775126948818?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-83890324119427313972009-03-31T12:09:00.002+02:002009-03-31T12:14:21.041+02:00<p></p><p>Creo que expresa perfectamente lo que sienten los fans de Dragon Ball de esta película...</p><p></p><p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uGu46uu__SI&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8389032411942731397?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-37965765501680540512009-03-11T21:17:00.003+01:002009-04-10T12:17:29.555+02:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nS_Cv94JTLk&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Se interrumpe la orquesta del pueblo para comunicar que una </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">niña que se llama <em>Mari Conde Playa </em>se ha perdido.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Todo resulta ser una broma al estilo Bart Simpson pero esque</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">la tía ni se entera.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-3796576550168054051?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-3755595938998126882009-03-11T20:53:00.002+01:002009-03-11T20:59:09.899+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P-RTh1t5_dg&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">Restaurante americano donde te sirven hamburguesas</p><p align="center">gigantes. Si consigues zampartelas acabas tan harto</p><p align="center">que te sacan del local en silla de ruedas.</p><p align="center">Ojo al Son Gocu superguerrer que sale en el programa japo</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-375559593899812688?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-78664032920895600072009-03-11T19:42:00.003+01:002009-03-11T19:47:28.493+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e2gBmFSr0ic&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center"><em>"Poni Jay"</em> de 11 años conduciendo coche por barriada Yonki</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-7866403292089560007?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-29296421083519415552009-03-10T19:25:00.001+01:002009-03-10T19:27:21.912+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2mTLO2F_ERY&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2929642108351941555?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-16555305070604608902009-03-10T19:19:00.003+01:002009-03-10T19:23:01.122+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/klteYv1Uv9A&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" color1="0x006699&amp;color2=" fs="1&amp;rel="></embed></p><p align="center">Y encima el tío con el móvil!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1655530507060460890?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-7243776070841205822009-03-09T13:46:00.000+01:002009-03-09T13:47:17.476+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LfcFbjXVcQw&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" color1="0xe1600f&amp;color2=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-724377607084120582?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-69910709343965498242009-03-09T11:52:00.002+01:002009-03-09T11:57:54.717+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/noFCekWiUGE&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Próximamente en los mejore cines</p><p align="center"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6991070934396549824?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-83612228652285327032009-03-08T14:16:00.002+01:002009-03-08T14:21:11.498+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eU8joiS62js&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" color1="0xcc2550&amp;color2=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8361222865228532703?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-41756708784995361432009-03-07T21:41:00.001+01:002009-03-08T16:15:50.500+01:00<div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> <a href="http://schillmania.com/arkanoid/">http://schillmania.com/arkanoid/</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4175670878499536143?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-89265279425388335422009-03-07T19:01:00.007+01:002009-03-07T20:51:31.254+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK36-0IWjI/AAAAAAAAAGY/waojhtwcUB0/s1600-h/DRE.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310509134545181234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK36-0IWjI/AAAAAAAAAGY/waojhtwcUB0/s400/DRE.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3ssTchRI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/4FhlsMzr2kc/s1600-h/DSD.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310508889058084114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3ssTchRI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/4FhlsMzr2kc/s400/DSD.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3bYBiQDI/AAAAAAAAAGI/FbZdLxqKHJQ/s1600-h/RF.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310508591556476978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3bYBiQDI/AAAAAAAAAGI/FbZdLxqKHJQ/s400/RF.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3KMc7pzI/AAAAAAAAAGA/5wku0qvf-C0/s1600-h/EFQERF.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310508296392386354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SbK3KMc7pzI/AAAAAAAAAGA/5wku0qvf-C0/s400/EFQERF.bmp" border="0" /></a> Cada vez la comida basura es más asquerosa. Lo último,</div><div>estas hamburguesas en conserva. Calentar al baño María,</div><div>abrir y devorar una auténtica porquería.<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8926527942538833542?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-84770075485284814322009-03-06T21:24:00.001+01:002009-03-06T21:27:28.529+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAPXGuRIXsA&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8477007548528481432?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-11566096162423771372009-03-06T21:09:00.003+01:002009-03-06T21:18:03.455+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QEX-p-xgaYk&amp;color1=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" fs="1" color2="0xcfcfcf&amp;feature="></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1156609616242377137?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-13979934470939084692009-03-06T20:51:00.001+01:002009-03-06T21:09:18.835+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i24Z09O49L0&amp;color1=" color2="0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1397993447093908469?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-40239994790580709012009-03-05T16:50:00.003+01:002009-03-05T16:59:35.971+01:00El presidente del gobierno José Luís Rodríguez Zapatero sufre un <strong>Lapsus Sexual</strong> y confunde follar con apoyar, durante una rueda de prensa conjunta con Medvédev, presidente de Rusia,en la que daba cuenta de los acuerdos que se habían alcanzado en esta visita del presidente ruso a España. Hablando sobre un programa de medidas conjuntas en materia de turismo, Zapatero tuvo un lapsus y dijo <strong>follar</strong> en lugar de <strong>apoyar</strong>...<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PgkzhrKhTs8&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br />Soy totalmente apolítica, así que nadie se tome esta entrada como tal, solo lo he oído por la radio y me he reído un montón...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4023999479058070901?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-9779146758076280372009-03-02T21:43:00.003+01:002009-03-02T21:46:54.793+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaxFJdCmbQI/AAAAAAAAAFw/eIPnyBggLwE/s1600-h/sogay.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308694089479646466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaxFJdCmbQI/AAAAAAAAAFw/eIPnyBggLwE/s400/sogay.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaxE-YxYDYI/AAAAAAAAAFo/w0_gP0Ednac/s1600-h/11951.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308693899355098498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaxE-YxYDYI/AAAAAAAAAFo/w0_gP0Ednac/s400/11951.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Si además de ser un tío so marrano eres un<br />tío so gay, te gustará el consoladór de<br />tu amigo E.T.<br /><br /><div align="center"></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-977914675807628037?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-84000068024158276422009-03-01T16:12:00.004+01:002009-03-01T16:21:05.345+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaqmJp2Z1tI/AAAAAAAAAFI/i3h3yrDTzlg/s1600-h/tyeg.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308237795592623826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 286px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SaqmJp2Z1tI/AAAAAAAAAFI/i3h3yrDTzlg/s400/tyeg.bmp" border="0" /></a> Los discos de freno de los F1 alcanzan temperaturas </div><div align="center">altísimas y se ponen incandescentes, pero nada comparado</div><div align="center">con los frenitos de un avión Airbus A380 en un banco de</div><div align="center">pruebas. </div><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WqGZsknqF9Y&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8400006802415827642?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-65535209920362906282009-02-28T17:51:00.000+01:002009-02-28T17:52:22.549+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hc_ONwX0EjI&amp;color1=" color2="0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=" feature="player_embedded&amp;fs=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6553520992036290628?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-13179692386978688962009-02-27T21:47:00.002+01:002009-02-27T21:50:54.029+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y-pvCULK03w&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1317969238697868896?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-43475476761851946302009-02-27T20:46:00.004+01:002009-02-27T21:19:22.140+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3G9SUvDiPY0&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Una de esas cosas que pasan cada 20.000 años</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4347547676185194630?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-8703847661728898212009-02-26T19:18:00.000+01:002009-02-26T19:19:46.629+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aDWkW1dBaxE&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-870384766172889821?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-11906196419041005812009-02-22T17:20:00.002+01:002009-02-22T17:32:17.713+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ev2F7ffd6Qk&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">No sé si le dolieron más las quemaduras o todas las</p><p align="center">hostias que le metieron para apagarle las llamas</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1190619641904100581?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-7945444917966737142009-02-20T13:07:00.001+01:002009-02-20T13:08:40.217+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vs0-rFz817s&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;rel=" color1="0xe1600f&amp;color2=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-794544491796673714?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-553765922907720032009-02-17T12:14:00.002+01:002009-02-26T19:21:32.647+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a49luMRr4yg&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">La fuerza centrífuga tiene sus consecuencias</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-55376592290772003?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-27844591934026879072009-02-15T20:16:00.004+01:002009-02-27T20:19:37.887+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K0Xg2yKXTy0&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Con sus maquetas de Plastilina, sus "platanos embobinados",</p><p align="center">sus abanicos hidráulicos para coches voladores (!), su sartén </p><p align="center">eléctrica, el digitalizadór de señal múltiple (?) etc. Este hombre </p><p align="center">se ha convertido en un inventór polifacético, el Leonardo Da Vinci</p><p align="center">del siglo XXI</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2784459193402687907?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-36985226189429729342009-02-15T15:54:00.004+01:002009-02-15T19:56:10.891+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9pnZMWaWRc&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Me gustaría tener un vehículo como ese para freír a todos los </p><p align="center">imbéciles que se te pegan al coche cuando circulas por carretera</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-3698522618942972934?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-25207770911068732292009-02-14T12:54:00.003+01:002009-02-15T19:54:27.437+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SZaxrpzZLnI/AAAAAAAAAE4/dVDbhWiB-mc/s1600-h/asco.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302620974789242482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 174px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_frsYMs1hrOc/SZaxrpzZLnI/AAAAAAAAAE4/dVDbhWiB-mc/s400/asco.bmp" border="0" /></a> Yo diría que se ha cagado encima<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2520777091106873229?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-15645986793367833402009-02-13T19:58:00.003+01:002009-02-13T20:03:36.337+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zcn9abH4KlA&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jxst8R6ErSQ&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> No merecen otra cosa que la muerte</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-1564598679336783340?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-89760494795070000692009-02-07T13:36:00.001+01:002009-02-07T13:39:45.361+01:00<div align="center"><embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2373150/rednecks_playing_with_fire.swf" width="400" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed> </div><div align="center">Se acercan las Fallas y la gente se emociona<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2373150/rednecks_playing_with_fire/">Rednecks Playing with Fire</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Click here for more free videos</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8976049479507000069?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-45832648341156374732009-02-02T13:56:00.000+01:002009-02-02T13:57:22.401+01:00<div align="center"><embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/900160/itchy_butt.swf" width="400" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed> </div><div align="center">Imaginaros si le mete el dedo por el culo...<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/900160/itchy_butt/">Itchy Butt</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The best free videos are right here</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4583264834115637473?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-55558726281823324112009-02-02T13:48:00.003+01:002009-02-14T13:01:15.485+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oJyoxXBZRtc&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Al principio te da ganas de pegarle una hostia </p><p align="center">por lo mal que lo hace, pero tranquilos , él lo</p><p align="center">hará por nosotros</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-5555872628182332411?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-88773227393279645152009-02-02T13:43:00.001+01:002009-02-02T13:45:12.404+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o-zdTG384bM&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center">Mira que es difícil...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-8877322739327964515?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-20974065640052169052009-01-30T12:37:00.006+01:002009-01-30T12:46:47.418+01:00<div><br /><div>... cuando alguien dice "<strong>vamos a tomar algo</strong>"?</div><br /><div>Depende fundamentalmente de...<br /></div><div>... si eres un <strong>hombre</strong>...</div><div> </div><div>... o si eres una <strong>mujer</strong>...</div><br /><div>... observen...</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297050031591697842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 227px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SYLm8FJ-rbI/AAAAAAAAADE/y4cCfTtqks0/s320/1.bmp" border="0" /><br /><div>...y a la hora de <strong>ir al baño</strong>...</div><br /><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297050581151639714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 226px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SYLncEbR6KI/AAAAAAAAADM/wy3x9hGpDBQ/s320/2.bmp" border="0" /><br /><br /><div></div>... y en el caso en que la persona con la que vas a tomar algo es del <strong>sexo contrario</strong>...<br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297051104391366642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYv9EHtWGoQ/SYLn6hpWh_I/AAAAAAAAADU/Kg6_DkXKIis/s320/3.bmp" border="0" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2097406564005216905?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-73942236191493197832009-01-20T09:44:00.001+01:002009-01-20T09:49:09.483+01:00... los hombres y las mujeres...<br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6c0a82509670fec2" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param 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src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/87720/hanah_motana.swf" width="400" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/87720/hanah_motana/">Hanah Motana</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Click here for the funniest movie of the week</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-6722289333596371397?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-20755449436762005102008-12-03T09:22:00.001+01:002008-12-03T09:26:44.043+01:00<p>Disfrutadla!</p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-36dd1533fa028049" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D36dd1533fa028049%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D21BABC82D12EA4C71643C71FCD21A42322F7B887.4B86D39D7595B17E3616B72F7A4D3FC7C09AD4BA%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D36dd1533fa028049%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DGshqWvlP6k7cFNzYqw26dkD13AI&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" 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id="BLOG_video-73b74a532978ae66" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D73b74a532978ae66%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2573633BC5109E4302AB1F1CCFAA60D74891794D.8319A55518BBF085D524978457A1BB80C391D75%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D73b74a532978ae66%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DlVzLOPAphvjWIxkOSwuGhpjTfik&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D73b74a532978ae66%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2573633BC5109E4302AB1F1CCFAA60D74891794D.8319A55518BBF085D524978457A1BB80C391D75%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D73b74a532978ae66%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DlVzLOPAphvjWIxkOSwuGhpjTfik&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p>y más fútbol...</p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-947d3e7db44635f0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D947d3e7db44635f0%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2F4283C3DA4E214D79D9C7739AE2D15E52B8868E.7DA48AB6DCADC57AF92FD4F55CE2E8D5F1ABCF0E%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D947d3e7db44635f0%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D3IiTVsggHkH0iiC9A7IxOcwIC1Y&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D947d3e7db44635f0%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2F4283C3DA4E214D79D9C7739AE2D15E52B8868E.7DA48AB6DCADC57AF92FD4F55CE2E8D5F1ABCF0E%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D947d3e7db44635f0%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D3IiTVsggHkH0iiC9A7IxOcwIC1Y&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p>y más fútbol...</p><p><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ea1becb23b5fc30" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0ea1becb23b5fc30%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5A7D2367E1B0CD7E513662C48EF92F63A10785E9.7796DF7F3E68779C6DBE957F1D5B8C015A361267%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dea1becb23b5fc30%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DK7I_Cziw-qxzRRr_rwY7rdXA_vQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D0ea1becb23b5fc30%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330207981%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5A7D2367E1B0CD7E513662C48EF92F63A10785E9.7796DF7F3E68779C6DBE957F1D5B8C015A361267%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dea1becb23b5fc30%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DK7I_Cziw-qxzRRr_rwY7rdXA_vQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><p>arg... tan importante es?</p><p>Uis q suerte tengo? ;-P</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-35967839237994906?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kraftinanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-45504192341841461962008-11-28T21:07:00.003+01:002008-11-28T21:29:09.464+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bn8PlyTe1cg&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Lo mejor es cuando suma en japonés pero cuando</p><p align="center">multiplica parece que llore de estreñimiento</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4550419234184146196?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-7237893550516895972008-11-28T21:05:00.002+01:002008-11-28T21:20:59.514+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5H1RPVX4yY&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-723789355051689597?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-23041330436470024782008-11-24T13:12:00.002+01:002008-11-28T21:30:28.990+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QnxtAK8eOOQ&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">...Tranquilos, no lo atropellan...</p><p align="center"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-2304133043647002478?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-57863368083638297272008-11-24T13:09:00.000+01:002008-11-24T13:10:22.716+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sTZMHhHMgAc&amp;hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></p><p align="center"> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-5786336808363829727?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3322045711132373748.post-49885221797211877862008-11-01T22:43:00.003+01:002008-12-19T11:46:58.139+01:00<p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QXkayp_ja8g&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h_h92YasWAI&amp;hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" fs="1"></embed></p><p align="center">Os presentamos dos de los momentos en los</p><p align="center">que sólo por ellos vale la pena ver estos programas basuriles</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3322045711132373748-4988522179721187786?l=cielonegro-black.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lorenzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17313943043482397545noreply@blogger.com0